why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter
Imagine the teacher calling him out on something…..
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“depression”
Alice in wonderland
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when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
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The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
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*5th grade boy voice* yeah bro I’m a lesbian that means I like girls xDDDD
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